When The News finally catches up with mankind, think of how smug you'll feel as the owner of this handy (and wryly funny!) tote bag. Perfect for collecting food scraps foraged from dumpsters, or survivalist items looted from abandoned petrol station gift shops, you can relax knowing you've got a handy home for all the odds and ends that might just keep you alive another day. You probably won't care that it's made from certified organic cotton twill at that stage, but while such things still act as reliable retail selling points, I should tell you that it is.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Collected Words and Pictures and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 5044, Frankston South, 3199 Australia or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Collected Words and Pictures and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 5044, Frankston South, 3199 Australia or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) | |
| One size | 16 | 14 ½ | 5 | 24 1/2 | 1 |
| BAG WIDTH (cm) | BAG HEIGHT (cm) | BAG DEPTH (cm) | STRAP LENGTH (cm) | STRAP WIDTH (cm) | |
| One size | 40.6 | 36.8 | 12.7 | 61 | 2.5 |